davidbyrne:

i love laughing about the friend zone because it’s so dumb like you know most of those dudes aren’t even IN the “friend zone” they’re in the “ugh god not this dude again” zone

jarrodis:

single, not sure how to mingle

weepingdildo:

I want a relationship that’s just like super cool friendship with like kissing

scntrx:

Not everyone you lose is a loss.

misterelguapo:

We blindfolded 15 homophobes and asked them to hit piñatas with a stick. The piñatas were actually deadly Asian giant hornet nests. What happens next will warm your heart.


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