marathemara:

iizanimeaddict:

My dad just came into my room and shouted at me in Klingon.

Am I more embarrassed that he did that or that I know he said I was a disappointment to the empire?

You should be most embarrassed that you’re a disappointment to the empire.

ombrume:

you know that feeling when nothing’s wrong but nothing’s right either

Posted 1 hour ago via hazel-noots | © ombrume with 27063 notes.

hancljob:

abomasnow:

what if a follower transferred to your school just to try and get close to you

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dangerhamster:

safety-officer-barto:

marimoid:

omfg straight boys complaining about high waisted shorts and crop tops… have you SEEN a girl in high waisted shorts and crop tops?????? have u seen girls’ LEGS in high waisted shorts!???? have u seen a little peek of tummy in a crop top???????? what is WRONG WITH YOU

i think straight boys might be gay

of course they are, stick a drywipe marker pen within 5 yards of them see how long it takes them to draw a dick on something

“why” “because i said so” good one mom you should be a lawyer

Posted 1 hour ago via wearebr0k3n | with 490968 notes.

wytchprincess:

daughter. Get off the blue website. you have not left your room all day it is time for dinner. i’ve got some “feels” for you: they’re called pork chops and your mother made them with love

Posted 1 hour ago via mynameschai | © vayena with 63993 notes.

jungtaekitten:

I wish I was pretty but like actually pretty, not “my friends and family think I’m pretty because they’re my friends and family” pretty

hatervevo:

bringmethe-winchesters:

is that miley cyrus


 

hatervevo:

bringmethe-winchesters:

is that miley cyrus

 


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